How would people react if this was written?

How would people react if this was written on the chalkboard at church: "While they were eating, Jesus took bread, gave thanks and he farted as he broke it, and gave it to his disciples, saying, 'Take it; this is my body.' Then he took the cup, gave thanks and offered it to them, and they all drank from it. 'This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many,' he said to them." Mark 14:22-24